Marching Band

The place in school where all the losers who think their special because their in Band go to get "friends." They somehow hate band but still do it anyway even though they everyone hates them because all they talk about is band and nothing else.

Hey... did, did you know I'm in Marching Band?... yeah, pretty cool huh? Yeah? lets go on a date in the band classroom.
- marching band kids trying to get bitches

by Slipstream69420 January 22, 2023

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March 15th

Shakira’s birthday, nothing more need to be said.

Boy: what day is it?
Girl: it’s March 15th so its, Shakira’s birthday!!
Boy: what?
Girl: nothing more needs to be said

by FlowerBedUnderWater March 31, 2021

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March 15th

People born on March 15 have a 100% chance of being awesome. They are also probably really gay and probably like cats (because pisces like cats (I don't make the rules)) they are also living wholesome memes and deserve all the love in the world

She was born on March 15th ? That's so sweet give me her phone number so I can wish her a happy birthday

by UwU papa October 16, 2019

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Masturbate March

The month where you a have to masturbate EVERYDAY. this goes for boys and girls

bro masturbate march is coming up soon!

by AfroHeadNiya November 03, 2019

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March-Assault

A sexual position invloving a skinny man getting a really drunk and fat girl. Then he sits on the chest of the very large woman. She then gives him a blow job as he force feeds her his dick. Best if done in a room full of people.

"Did you ear what D-March did on Spring Weekend?"

"No, what?"

"He brought back this girl about twice his size and March-Assaulted her"

by Big Dog H November 14, 2007

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