March 1

People born on this day need their ass ate

P1 “Omg Dixie was born on March 1 Yk what that means, she needs her ass ate!”

P2 “Yea ur totally right”

by Bornonmarch1 November 24, 2021

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March 15th

Shakira’s birthday, nothing more need to be said.

Boy: what day is it?
Girl: it’s March 15th so its, Shakira’s birthday!!
Boy: what?
Girl: nothing more needs to be said

by FlowerBedUnderWater March 31, 2021

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March 18

National send your boyfriend booty pics
Not matter where you are or doing send him them

Hey sarah its send booty pics day
Is it march 18
Yep

by Lilfloting March 17, 2021

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March 10th

March 10th is the 69th day of the year. On this special occasion your have to 69 as much as you can. If you do not have a lover to do it with, try to freeball as much as possible.

Jimmy: Bro it's March 10th
Joe: ok?
Jimmy: You know what that means!
Joe: oh no
Jimmy: OH YES!
Joe: *visceral terror*

by NationalDayDay January 29, 2021

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The place in school where all the losers who think their special because their in Band go to get "friends." They somehow hate band but still do it anyway even though they everyone hates them because all they talk about is band and nothing else.

Hey... did, did you know I'm in Marching Band?... yeah, pretty cool huh? Yeah? lets go on a date in the band classroom.
- marching band kids trying to get bitches

by Slipstream69420 January 22, 2023

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