March 9

A tall, sweet and handsome God named Dhruv Parab was born on this day. He is said to be a God who recently turned into an adult. He has a bubbly personality which makes him very iinterestin. He is known for his attractive looks and avoids conflict.

Person 1: Who was born on March 9?

Person 2: A God known as Dhruv.

by DadachanjiSneha March 08, 2020

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March 15th

Shakira’s birthday, nothing more need to be said.

Boy: what day is it?
Girl: it’s March 15th so its, Shakira’s birthday!!
Boy: what?
Girl: nothing more needs to be said

by FlowerBedUnderWater March 31, 2021

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March 15th

People born on March 15 have a 100% chance of being awesome. They are also probably really gay and probably like cats (because pisces like cats (I don't make the rules)) they are also living wholesome memes and deserve all the love in the world

She was born on March 15th ? That's so sweet give me her phone number so I can wish her a happy birthday

by UwU papa October 16, 2019

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Masturbate March

The month where you a have to masturbate EVERYDAY. this goes for boys and girls

bro masturbate march is coming up soon!

by AfroHeadNiya November 03, 2019

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March-Assault

A sexual position invloving a skinny man getting a really drunk and fat girl. Then he sits on the chest of the very large woman. She then gives him a blow job as he force feeds her his dick. Best if done in a room full of people.

"Did you ear what D-March did on Spring Weekend?"

"No, what?"

"He brought back this girl about twice his size and March-Assaulted her"

by Big Dog H November 14, 2007

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