leftintheashes

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A really kick ass kid hes really cool hes really sexy

Dude woot i was talking to Lefintheashes least nite and he was like woot bro it made me feel special

by X Secret x November 4, 2004

to the left, take it back now yall, one hop this time

the cult chants this in my livingroom while i bleed out on the floor

Cultists "to the left, take it back now yall, one hop this time"
Me *bleeding on the floor after being stabbed 80 times*

by squiggatron April 22, 2020

Michael Jordan's left shoe

Its michael jordans left shoe. there is no hidden meaning im just really bored so make me urban dictionary famous thanks

Timmy "hey bro look i got Michael Jordan's left shoe! i stole it all by myself!"
Tom " i think im gonna go now"
Timmy "You tell anyone about this and your mom will hear about all the porn you've been watching"

by KingofStuffedAnimals June 12, 2020

leftovers

whats left after you dont flush the toilet after taking shit.

mark: hey mom! kayla forgot to flush the toilet again and her leftovers are still here!! ew!

by HEFFIE September 13, 2005

Leftist

People who vaguely identify with some part of the political left. A jejune term, it is often used by people who think they're socialists despite opposing Marxist-Leninist ideas and refuse to touch socialist theory. They are often misguided Social Democrats and as such are actually pro-Capitalism, not anti-Capitalism.

Socialist: Hey, I'm tryna set up a Dictatorship of the Proletariat with my comrades.
Leftist: NOOO I hate dictatorships! Stalinist!
Socialist: So you don't know what you're talking about? Read theory.

by bolizen March 27, 2021

left eye

1. A person with a vision deficiency in their left eye
2. Person with unusually bulbous head whose eyes are too far apart resulting in partial blindness in the left eye
3. Kumara

1. Ha, left eye!
2. Ah, dont point it at my right eye, you'll blind me

by Kraut June 4, 2004

vast left wing conspiracy

see democrat attack machine

Hillary attacks those on the right, while she is in fact the President of the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy.

by Truth Teller September 19, 2003