Johnnies

Street name for Gabapentin

She slipped me some of her johnnies in rehab to help me through it.

by Your mom’s Clone January 5, 2021

Jonnymop

A very sexy man as well as the messiah.

Nolan: “Holy shit! Its Jonnymop!”
Jonnymop: “$19 Jonnymop Card. Quaint. Airfryer.”

by Frickperson April 6, 2021

JOHNNASCUS

Once a member of rapper Lil Darkie's group SPIDER GANG, JOHNNASCUS is a solo artist who does mostly hardcore/hella distorted shit. He has a distinctive mask (rather, the upper half of one) featuring a CHAOS STR on the top and two extra bits on the bottom of both eye holes. He considers himself as a demigod (which i totally vibe with), and is doing live performances as of writing this article.

Guy One: Hey, JOHNNASCUS dropped a new song last night
Guy Two: Oh shit, is it the one about God getting raped or some shit?

by TMBK February 7, 2022

johnnettephobia

discrimination/oppression against people called johnnette

hannah,adele, finlay or hope: "does something johnnettephobic"

johnnette: thats johnnettephobia

by Just your average niggot March 31, 2022

Jonny

Slang term for a Marijuana cigarette.

“Let’s roll up a Jonny and go kayaking”

by Heyitsmeallen April 22, 2022

Johnna

ABSOLUTELY STUNNING! She is going to be very successful in life, and is really smart. She is kind but some people don't like her. No matter what people say, don't let go of anyone named Johnna.

Johnna is so pretty!
Ikr!
I'm asking her out.

by idrk88 June 7, 2022

Brown Johnnies

Simply, another word for shit.

"Oh, man, I gotta make Brown Johnnies in a hurry!"
Also, if you have the runs, you can say,

"I shouldn't have eaten that hot pocket. I can feel the Runny Johnnies coming."

by Planteskaeg August 13, 2009