Jizz Brain

When you put the tip of your dick in a girls nose and ejaculate onto her brain.

While she was sleeping I wanked in her nose and gave her mad jizz brain and she might die.

by Miacplkane December 20, 2015

jizzed up

when you are covered in the creamy substance that is used to make babies, aka semen

guy 1: You should have seen how I left Susan last night, she was all jizzed up.

guy 2: zoinks

by Scoobysnacker December 22, 2022

jizz hoover

a gamey trampbag whose highest priority in life is sucking up as much semen as humanely possible

nikki has been hanging around the camera truck looking for dick again, the absolute jizz hoover

by mhogan October 26, 2016

Jizz Sizzler

When your woman has a high fever but still takes your load for the team. Her vagina becomes a jizz sizzler.

My girl was burning up last night, her puss was a real jizz sizzler.

by Shippy85 May 15, 2025

jizz jew

Jizz Jew: noun, : a man or woman who is a jizz Jocky but secretly wants to hoard cum through meat injection and for the purposes of ingestion or anally meat injected or vaginal meat injection. Jizz Jewism is treatable and treatment can be scheduled. “It is an illness and treatment is available for Jizz Jews.”

“It is an illness and treatment is available for Jizz Jews.”

by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021

jizz bumper

the act where a guy ejaculates on a females rearend

dude i totally gave this girl the ole’ jizz bumper

by the hammer gammer May 21, 2022

Plop Plop Jizz Jizz

During the course of a performance of a Brother Blumpkin, the guy on the receiving end of the blumpkin drops two turds seconds apart creating a plop plop sound when hitting the water in the toilet and then blows his load into the mouth of the other guy performing the blumpkin who in turn blows his load all over himself thus the sequence of plop plop jizz jizz.

Joe was giving John a Brother Blumpkin. When John's feces hit the toilet water, a Plop Plop Jizz Jizz occurred.

by HANDLEWHAT February 19, 2025