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Jackson

Jackson is a type of guy who’s got a huge dick. He is the most perfect person you’ll ever meet and will surely steal yo bitch.
“Yeah that guy Jackson took my girl yesterday just by looking at her”
by Jackson 🙏🏻 November 21, 2023
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Jackson

Jackson is this wonderful and helpful person. Jackson is a drummer, a snare at that.

The best snare drummer there ever was! ‼️
Person 1: “Have you heard of jackson?”
Person 2: “Oh yeah! He was the best percussionist around.”
by Paradiddlydonkey November 22, 2023
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Paris Jackson

A dumb, bitchy girl who thinks she is the coolest thing that ever walked the planet yet is an untalented whore. She tries so hard to appear unique and edgy in an attempt to get more attention as if she hasn't gotten enough attention. She has no singing talent but has a record deal and makes the shittiest music known to man. She takes a million pictures of herself but claims she struggles with body image. She is one of the most anorexic models out there with a twiggy figure but claims she eats" hella burgers and fries". My ass. She has one of the most stuck up attitudes and has a nasty mouth and she wonders why everyone thinks she is a bitch. She claims she doesn't want to use her platform for shallow reasons while she's doing just that. A complete self-absorbed, hypocrite. But honestly, I feel sorry for her. She's been through a lot. Maybe she just wasn't raised right. Alright I'll stop talking shit. I'm done.
" Does Paris Jackson ever eat?"
by carebearcares#7 November 29, 2023
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johnathan jackson

he is a cute funny man named johnathan from norway
ronny: wow your so johnathan jackson
john: athan
by peepeepoopoochat December 2, 2023
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Jackson

some dumbass White bitch with black hair which says he is 6 foot but is 5'4 and is 14 years old currently and is always glued to his phone and computer. Also friends of 2 motherfuckers.
Friend 1: "what's up guys"
Jackson: "Friend 1, I haven't seen you in a long time-"
Friend 2 : "Wanna play-"
Jackson: "SHUT UP NIG-"
by some dumb fucker December 5, 2023
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Jackson Poolock

When somebody closes the toilet lid and poops on top of it
Everyone kept telling me I should eat that leftover takeout. I wasn't fast enough and now I made a Jackson Poolock all over the toilet lid.
by Nintendorks et al December 14, 2023
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Jackson

He is as suckable as a rock with white crusty stuff covering it. He is so sexy even though he has no bitches. He is sexy as fuck and he will suck anything that wiggles and jiggles. He loves having 69 with sexy anime wamen. You are lucky if he avoids you. (not) You will love the feeling of his rough, wet, juicy tongue rolling around on your dick.
Sexy Girlfriend: OMG!!!! IS THAT JACKSON
Boyfriend: Don't Even Say It
Sexy Ex-Girlfriend: Moaning uncontrollably* OMG JACKSON! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WASHING MY VAGINA
Jackson/New Boyfriend: No problem Sexy ;)
by kobecatjr December 3, 2022
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