Mark Jones

He spends the first our of the lesson running a demo, The same demo he showed us the day before

Uh oh, Mark jones is on his demo already

by im-a-robot-thanks September 4, 2023

Simon Jones

A petite ground terrier with vaulting ambition. A penile length of around 5.3 inches, and a height of 5'7. Dangerous rage attacks, often dominating opponents within seconds, finishing dramatically and then escaping consequences. Fluent in arabic, gorilla tongue and english.

'The Simon Jones nearly took me down, but I terminated it with my shlong'

by Nicolas Belkin October 11, 2022

Pulling a jones

When someone complains about life in a sarcastic way as a cry for attention, even when their life is good

He's complaining how he can't afford a PS4 and a Macbook in the same month. Talk about pulling a jones, am I right!

by Tseug February 21, 2015

Deanna Jones

A girl that takes you places whenever you get inside of her.

"I knew this girl named Deanna that married a Jones. Any time I got inside her, I was in Deanna Jones!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 10, 2023

jones valley

Area in Huntsville, AL great for shopping, eating, etc…

Hey Roy get dressed we’re going to Jones Valley

by CrimsonKajun2 March 19, 2022

Abigail Jones

The most hottest, badass female in the world.

Ew you’re so ugly, you look nothing like Abigail Jones 😂

by Ytsmuypol February 21, 2021

Paxton Jones

Paxton Jones the best boyfriend to ever exist. But he will never understand how much his girlfriend loves him and in fact she loves him more and she always will!

Paxton Jones I love you more and that is completely correct!

by Anna-Maria Drew October 21, 2019