Fuck me. Honestly, like why the hell did lil peep have to die. That’s all we got on this “Long Island”. Who the hell cares about Kevin James in his fake action movies. Dude, wtf was Paul Blart, mall cop. I mean the dudes funny af, but his tits are flopping around every time he runs. But anyway, Long Island isn’t part of the city. There are some burrows like Brooklyn, and Queens. Notice there I used the Oxford comma. See I’m not a dumbass, and not of us really are. Well, there’s always gonna be that one kid. But anyways from Nassau to Suffolk county is pretty much Long Island. I have a friend who used to live in Brooklyn and he said that it’s a lot different here. He Sayville shitheads have no idea what it’s like outside of here. He also lets me use the n word as well.
Dude who lives out of ny, “where do u live”.
Dude 2, “Long Island”.
Dude 1, “so u must have it tuff”.
Dude 2, “yea I guess when u live in a $500,000 ranch a block away from the water, yea I guess ur right”.
Dude 2, “Long Island”.
Dude 1, “so u must have it tuff”.
Dude 2, “yea I guess when u live in a $500,000 ranch a block away from the water, yea I guess ur right”.
by Finger Nipper from Compton January 17, 2018
Get the Long Islandmug. An island provide card is a face of an individual on Meta Horizon World. It was invented by Rainbow The 6th, AKA, Owner of Blowup The Movie.
by Coolman274 June 4, 2024
Get the Island provide cardmug. 
When a man has sex with someone who has the intention of outing them for having a small penis he instead throws them in from of a train to avoid it getting out that he has a small dick.
For this to be effective it is best to pipe in close proximity of an active train location as to lower the window that that the sensitive information can leak out.
For this to be effective it is best to pipe in close proximity of an active train location as to lower the window that that the sensitive information can leak out.
Dylan: "Hey bro you know what happened to Stacey after she had sex with Austin?"
Me: "Yeah she was gonna tell all her friends that Austin has a 2 inch micro dong"
Dylan: "Damn so he treated her to a Rhode Island Railroad?"
Me: "Yeah man gotta lock that shit down."
Me: "Yeah she was gonna tell all her friends that Austin has a 2 inch micro dong"
Dylan: "Damn so he treated her to a Rhode Island Railroad?"
Me: "Yeah man gotta lock that shit down."
by Ovata October 5, 2020
Get the Rhode Island Railroadmug. random preschooler:woah look a kitty!(pets "kitty")ouch it bit me! me:BECAUSE ITS AN ISLAND FOX DUMMY
by Axolotl_Eggy123 February 20, 2022
Get the island foxmug. by TastyLemonCake June 26, 2023
Get the mcdonald islandmug. A woman who is just as enchanting as the Island chain. And similar to how the island chain is known for their large turtles, the woman also has large breast.
After a lap around the bar we were ready to call it quits, then a group of Galapagos Island(s) walked in. We went over and struck a conversation with them and the rest of the night is history.
by Geography master July 31, 2021
Get the Galapagos Islandmug.