internet pic syndrome 

Also known as IPS, a disorder that women develop from years of posting pictures on the internet. Characterized by a weird pose that includes one hip turned to the camera, one hand on the hip, and a tilted head, with or without duck lips.

Pose may vary slightly from girl to girl.

Dude one: Why does this chick make the same pose in all of her pics?

Dude two: She's afflicted with an incurable case of internet pic syndrome. Hit then quit.

internet pic syndrome by koolstick February 15, 2012

internet conquistador 

Someone who tries to be the first person in their social circle to discover and share links, images, articles, etc. from the web, in an attempt to look knowledgeable or cutting-edge.

Steve think he's such an internet conquistador for posting that link to a knitted Darth Vader cat costume on Facebook, but I totally saw it in my Craftzine.com RSS feed last week.

internet conquistador by Adrohn February 28, 2012

internet me 

When someone's cellphone is broken and therefore needs to be contacted through the internet.

Facebook status update: phone is broken. internet me.

internet me by Draco723 April 14, 2012

internetvention

intervention: To help someone get a real life. Where Everyone gets together to help a friend that lives their life through, cell phone, I-pad, lap-top. And has no real life outside of the Internet.

internetvention : he or she lives her their through Face book, pinterest, e-mail, and texting. Everything in their life is 2 dimentional, and now they dont know how to have a real conversation, or interact in real real life capacity.
Socially crippled

internetvention by emotional September 8, 2012

Internettually Challenged 

Someone who lives in an area that gets shitty download speeds, frequent internet dropouts or otherwise crap internet access.

Chris is a little bit country... He wishes he could raid but his network keeps dropping out in the middle of tanking Hogger runs. He has the heart but well... He's just a little bit Internettually Challenged

Internettually Challenged by Lord_Shadow October 23, 2012

internet trucker 

A dirty guy on the internet

Larry: Hey Leon, I just bought some underwear from the internet, they were worn by an internet hooker!!

Leon: Damn Larry, you an internet trucker.

internet trucker by CryingJesusHobo February 14, 2013

internet 

something that everyday people go on and mostly this thing has a FUCK LOAD OF PORN. but besides that, the internet is used for games, email, instagram, facebook and other shit. also used for looking up something or someone. how to use the internet, simply go to a store like bestbuy or some store and purchase a 500$ laptop or desktop, i really don't care. set the computer up to your liking, either hack,borrow, or use an internet producing device thing. set up the internet connection and BOOM!! there ya go. trust me, there are things in this thing that are STRANGE.

matt:hey man, do you have internet?
Jake: yeah but some one hacked into it. on my internet bill, they went on 100 porn websites.

internet by MR.KICK-ASS March 24, 2013