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Humans

Overrated monkeys. Highly tribal. There are different kinds of them.
Excerpt from "The Humans": Humans, as a rule, don’t like mad people unless they are good at painting, and
only then once they are dead. But the definition of mad, on Earth, seems to be very
unclear and inconsistent. What is perfectly sane in one era turns out to be insane in
another. The earliest humans walked around naked with no problem. Certain
humans, in humid rainforests mainly, still do so. So, we must conclude that
madness is sometimes a question of time, and sometimes of postcode.
The key rule is, if you want to appear sane on Earth you have to be in
the right place, wearing the right clothes, saying the right things, and only stepping
on the right kind of grass.
by azuredragon7721 December 20, 2021
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Human[s]lator

The 'person' who always says to how You should be to Live! And claims there's only one Way! Hims ones.
- Look out! The Humanslator is coming!
- Let's get outta here.
by proJektdariusz2D May 3, 2018
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Human Centipede

The collective name for a group of youth pastors.
After lights out, the youth pastors lined up in a Human Centipede before shifting to Train Anal.
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HuMaN

HuMaN is epic
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human sabeasting

when a pack of wild furries/creatures roast a human rotisserie chicken style (rod ass to mouth over) a fire.
That one scene in The hobbit where the trolls roast the hobbits over the fire.

“Woah those trolls are human sabeasting rn!”
by iloveskaterbois MF October 22, 2022
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Human Fentipede

A group or line of individuals who are under the effects or influence or narcotics such as fentanyl.
“I was driving through skid row in Downtown LA and saw a bunch of people on fentanyl standing in perfect line and thought: wow.. the human fentipede.”
by RIPInfamousGhostline March 17, 2025
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Human Participation trophy

by Vancem44 December 27, 2021
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