Google

A place to find out what side to take in any controversial issue.

Something really controversial just happened and you're not sure what to think?
Whatever Google tells you is the opposite of the truth.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024

google

In modern society, a verb used to indicate that you are performing an intellectual search on the Internet. In general, this word is used even when search engines other than Google.com are used.

Teacher: What is the capital of the United States?
Donald Trump: Let me google that for you... *uses Yahoo*

by imagoofygoober123 January 11, 2019

Google Play Games

-A app by the legendary company Google, that give you instant games like Pac-man (A-Game-Where-You-Avoid-Ghosts-But-Get-Orbs), Snakes (A-Game-Where-You-Avoid-Yourself-And-The-Walls-But-Get-Food-For-Some-Reason), A-Game-That-You-Defuse-Mines (Minesweeper), and many more!
-The only fucking app that shows you your level, the fucking achievements, and the shitty yet inaccurate leaderboard.

Guy1: hey ima play some games, wanna see my level in google play games?
Guy2: sure.
*Everyone sees that Guy1's level is 3*
*Guy2 slaps Guy1* U A NUB???

by ARandomUserOnUrbDic123456789 March 8, 2021

Google it

A phrase "karens" use to try to strengthen her stupid claim

Person 1: WHY ARE YOU IN MY BED ROOM? I DONT KNOW YOU AND THE FRONT DOOR IS LOCKED, HOW DID YOU GET IN?

Karen: This is my house, Google it

by Asier Monoga February 16, 2021

google

To be ogled by a gay person.

Hey man, did that guy over there just google me?
--Yeah, I think he is googling you hardcore.
I bet he wants my cock. I'm going to go give it to him.

by Collegeguy21bi November 30, 2010

Google

A company that no one will ever understand.

Hey did you hear google made another new thing?

by black person with a big wigwog January 20, 2016

Google-Screwed

When a Google search returns false or inaccurate information. Your use of this information is embarrassing or humiliating.

Fred thought he had found some really good dirt on Joe. It turned out that Fred Google-Screwed himself.

by Ace of Kent March 30, 2022