Kleenex fuck

You blow in it and throw it away.

I wouldn't fold her up and put her back in my pocket - she's just a Kleenex fuck.

by dabadone January 14, 2010

Tuk-fucked

When you get fucked over by a tuk-tuk driver in Thialand.

"All I wanted was to go to my hotel, but that three wheeled peice of shit brought me to his uncle's jewelry store, three temples, and some of the most nasty parts of Bangkok."

"Welcome to Bangkok, sounds like you got thoroughly tuk-fucked."

by Willmanwho November 21, 2017

fukity fuck

fuckity fuck (Noun): a sex life involving more than inanimate objects

Anyone caught cheating on this test will get no fukity fuck for the rest of the semester.

by Pinkie_Flamingo October 1, 2012

the ditch'n fuck

exactly what it sounds like, the act of ditching an activity (school, hanging with friends, an important meeting, etc) to have sexual intercourse.

Look at that cute asian couple walking away from school, they don't smoke pot so they are obviously about to pull the ditch'n fuck

by the bluntsman August 19, 2010

Rock The Fuck On

Used as an exclamation of pleasure, or words of encouragement; particularly useful when other phrases without sentence enhancement just doesn't get the point across.

Sometimes shortened to RTFO on social media pages.

Rock the fuck on my dude, that hinderer knaf is awesome.

by BurningHorseMafia March 5, 2021

Load Fuck

When a man first cums on a hole, whether an asshole or vagina, then proceeds to fuck said hole, thereby forcing the load into the hole.

Her vag was like a desert so I had to Load Fuck her to make it work.

by sundeviljoel September 13, 2009

Fucking Quacked

This phrase replaces many words and changes meaning in context; Can be used when someone is at a loss for words or wants to be ambiguous in their speech

Walking through the rain: "We're getting fucking quacked on right now!"
Person being ignored by their friend: "She's fucking quacking me!"
Person who is faded or drunk: "Bruh I'm so fucking quacked right now!"

by sexy t-rex April 3, 2019