redneck lovin' commode huggin' drunk 

A common Southern expression to describe somebody who is Extremely Drunk.

Yeah, you should've seen Larry last night. Buddy, I want you to know, he was redneck lovin' commode huggin' drunk! He threw-up in the bathroom when we finally got him home.

redneck lovin' commode huggin' drunk by Shane56 August 15, 2021

Punching Buttons Like a Drunk Monkey 

To fix a smart phone, computer or television by randomly or semi-randomly pushing buttons and tapping icons until it begins working correctly again.

"OMG! How did you get my phone to start working right again?" "I just started punching buttons like a drunk monkey."

Punching Buttons Like a Drunk Monkey by Don Heflin March 22, 2022

Let’s get drunk first 

What you do when you don’t smoke weed and want to do sumthing with some sort of intoxication.

Phil, yo let’s go grocery shopping we all out of food.
Mark, yeah let’s get drunk first.
Phil, bett

Let’s get drunk first by Guacdawg February 2, 2023

Dude, your text is drunk. 

A cellphone text that's been sent by someone you think is drunk because it's incomprehensible, but you're not sure and you don't want to offend them by asking if THEY'RE drunk.

Person A: "Yeah were somewhere gone off now. where u at?"

Person B: "Dude, your text is drunk. Call me."

Dude, your text is drunk. by Gin Blossom June 21, 2010

Sympathy Drunk 

Someone who begins to act drunk when those around him/her are drunk but is not really intoxicated.

"Is she drunk? She's only like 15."
"No man she hasn't had any to drink at all; she's just a sympathy drunk"

Sympathy Drunk by Don'tTreadOnMe August 2, 2013

Tucker-Max Drunk 

When someone gets excessively drunk at an inappropriate time, disregards social norms, indulges every whim, ignores the consequences of his/her actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead.

David got out of a D.W.I. the other night even though he was Tucker-Max Drunk... I wish i were that lucky

Tucker-Max Drunk by Broyles July 10, 2006

energy drunk 

derived from "energy drink." Energy drunk is a mixture of alcohol and any type of energy drink.

cop: Hey, you cant drink alcohol in here.

drinker: Oh man, i spent all day mixing this shit

cop: Wait dude is that energy drunk? Gimmie some of that shit bitch

energy drunk by neep15 August 15, 2009