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Dan Andrewsing

1. To fall down the stairs holding a beer whilst drunk or hungover and listening to the song “Get on the Beers”.
2. To lock somewhere down and put harsh COVID restrictions on it for ages without a good reason.
3. To be a genuine dickhead, lie to the public, backtrack on promises like the Commonwealth Games and go into a fucking huge debt.
4. A sex act where one man simultaneously fucks multiple people in a painful manner. Basically like how Premier Dan Andrews (Dictator Dan/Labor branch stacking cunt) fucked Victoria and made it even shittier.
Mate, stop Dan Andrewsing, you shit cunt!
by MinecraftBloke123 September 8, 2023
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The Dan Clark Effect

A person who refrains from illicit substances before the age of 18. Who then proceeds to full on junky by 25.
Oh mate be careful I think you’re taking part in the Dan Clark Effect
by Lucasbrev September 15, 2023
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Dan

A Romanian cave-dwelling troglodyte. Spends an inordinate amount of time preparing an assortment of phallic dishes of strange mystery meats. Favorite hobbies include taking other peoples' inventories, chore-monitoring and stranglebating to midget porn.
Man, everytime I need something from the kitchen, there is a Dan in there doing a bunch of weird shit.
by Pancho Villa69 October 1, 2023
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dan’s stag

A chant that all men must participate in when attending the legendary stag of Dan.
Men in unison: “DAN’S STAG”
Other people: “Who the fuck is Dan?”
by Sandwich75 October 7, 2023
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Dan Heng

Dan Heng is the person everyone wants. Ironically though, he has a husband.
Carol: "DAN HENG!!!!!! COME GET YOUR COCK UP ME PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU"
by NYV4-0815 May 5, 2024
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Dan Schneider'd

to get raped by a wealthy person, usually over millions per month.
"I feel bad for your sister who got Dan Schneider'd man, I hope she recovers from that."
by themanwhomans May 9, 2024
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Dan Schneider

A HORRIBLE person that hired a convicted pedophile to be on set with little girls showing their feet
AAAAND hes probably a discord mod
Someone: why do you hate Dan Schneider so much?
Me: *reads this definition out*
by cloudydayz88 May 15, 2024
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