bozo disease

bozo disease is when you have such a skill issue you turn into a clown and you start dreaming about fortnite 19 dollar gift card.

Michael got bozo disease yesterday, he wasn't able to hit any shots.

by liggma February 19, 2024

yo mama disease

When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.

Symptoms include:

Smelly breath

Yo mama

Blurred vision

Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again

Curses your family

Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose

Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.

“Damn this was so out of pocket.. it can’t be for real.. they must have yo mama disease!!

by Garfieldington February 16, 2024

D’Mariyon disease

An incurable disease only D’Mariyon Loyd has. Most common symptoms include: hotness, handsomeness, cuteness, and most common; SEXINESS.

P1: I think Bob has D’Mariyon disease

P2: Nah, only D’Mariyon has that.

by alegasizzz February 20, 2021

Sloth Disease

A disease that makes you obsess with sloths to the point that you keep screaming the word sloth every hour.

Tom loves sloths due to sloth disease

by Elite Green August 24, 2017

Schlong Disease

An STD only transmitted by the inclusion of perverted ideas into the intimacy that is the human reproductive process.

“Bro did you hear about Jay? He had severe schlong disease from that orgy a while back.”

by Mr. Tiny Meat March 24, 2020

Erica-Nervosa Disease

A disease which makes people touch other people's private areas.

Hey, did you know eric has Erica-Nervosa disease?

by muck Mucks October 20, 2017

Shroyer’s Disease

dick so good you fall in love

just got diagnosed with shroyer’s disease, his dick was sooo good fr

by coyotekitchen August 31, 2022