Check your puss

British saying, mainly Scotish.

Puss: face.

Often meaning, look how ugly your face is, or if it's over made-up with make up, or if some is in a bad mood and you want to annoy them and make it worse you say "Check your puss!"

Ned walks in totally caked in make up. Person walks up to her, points and says, "Check your puss!"

by Yer a pure babe! March 2, 2008

dummy check

A check someone gets form the state if are legally considered “retarded”

The only reason why that Timmy has every new shoe is thanks to that dummy check

by Pinzler December 14, 2020

Check Money

A large amount of money that typically exceeds $1,000 and/or what the average person would consider too much money to be causally carrying around.

Check money is typically used for big purchases such as a car or house.

Example:
Cash or check?

Cash is easier it’s only $35 not Check money.

Person 1: I want to buy a new mustang

Person 2: You got Check money for a mustang?

by Sstav August 5, 2021

Checking the competition

The act of peeking over the divider between urinals and looking at another man's penis

Dude 1: (Checks the competition)

Dude 2: What the hell was that man?! Are you gay?!

Dude 1: Hell no! I'm just checking the competition.

by Gregalis March 31, 2012

Ho check

Having a friend drive by your house when you arent there to see if your husband or boyfriend is cheating on you

Hey Lori, can you do a "ho check" at my house right now?

by Dr.ballz feeler June 20, 2021

Stupid Check

stupid check (n.): A basic task or test designed to check if you have been paying attention/have basic knowledge in a subject area you have been taught more thoroughly about.

ex: "I thought that chem exam would be hard but half the questions were about stuff we learned last year. Total stupid check."

by blakingdom September 22, 2021

The Dick Check

The act of a women checking your dick for its size. If under 6 inches you have failed the check. If your gay and your under 6 inches then you're obviously the catcher in the relationship.

Dude, she performed The Dick Check on me last and past with flying colors...then again she was asian and tight.

by Stukdwnbassist July 3, 2011