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Captain Hoser

A person who puts a group of people in tough situations. A person who sets an operation up for failure, day in and day out.
"Captain Hoser made the schedule, we are totally hosed."
by - Bambino July 19, 2015
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Captain Hooker

Sucking a penis and a pussy at the same time
Man, Derek was pulling off a Captain Hooker the other day
by BigDickCockSucker69 October 9, 2015
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Captain Cucumber

When one butt chugs Captain Morgan while simultaneously sticking a cucumber up their vagina.
"Yo did you catch Marianne doing a captain cucumber last night?"

"Yeah it was insane!"
by Fuckfuckcucumber October 12, 2015
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captain bro

A "Captain Bro" is a term used for an Airline Pilot Captain who's super chill in the cockpit and out. He's layed back and enjoys a good craft beer a good time and never gets excited about anything. His co-pilots marvel at his airmenship skills and the amount of "fucks" he doesn't give. He uses the word "fuck or bro" like its a comma. When he's not ripping across the sky at 500mph he's a beach bum at heart. Hes fit, tan and just got back from 3 weeks in Tahiti. Don't leave him alone with your wife or gf because he'll hit on her and blame it on you. When he walks through the airport women want him and men want to be him. The airline industry desperately needs more "Captain Bros" bro!
Last night Captain Bro and I went out for drinks and next thing I knew we were at the titty bar slamming shots and double fisting beers. Today he said he thinks he lost his pinky ring messing around with that strippers C-section scar. I told him don't do it but he's a captain bro he doesn't give a FUCK!
by Skyking007 October 12, 2015
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Captain Ahab

Mike is such a Captain Ahab. He banged Bertha. There she blows.
by Gore Poppins December 10, 2015
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captain carlos

This man will fuck anything! He doesnt produce babies he shits them out eats them agin and jizzes them out!
gay ass man-hes such a savage!
Hot asss bitch- no hes a captain carlos with a big fat black dick
by Fuckboi sucks good March 25, 2016
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Captain Karl

A scrumptious dark chocolate, espresso cake. There may be caramel involved...and maybe some other stuff. When seen, girls dating boys with the name of 'Karl' will often seek to inform them of the fact of its existence no matter the time of day or night.
That cake is called Captain Karl??! Like, OMG. I NEED. TO. TEXT. HIM. NOW.
by rustedspoonsoflove May 8, 2016
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