Calling off Doug

When you aren't sick or have any emergency, but you still don't want to go to work.

I feel fine today. But I'm calling off Doug to work anyway

by mesatron July 2, 2016

faux-ne call

pronounced: fone-call, noun
a fake phone call,
a pretend phone call, usually faked to get out of a certain situation

mom: hey, why did you come home so lat last night?
guy: ring ring, sorry, got a 'phone call'
*picks up phone and makes a faux-ne call*

by stellimonsta May 7, 2011

One Missed Call

A terrible horror movie that traumatised penguinz0 as a child. Thats all i really know.

“You know that youtuber that got scared by One Missed Call?”
“Yeah i actually watch him.”
“Cool.”

by CLONKCLINKAAAAAA December 16, 2021

call back asap

A phrase only used by the mothers of teenagers. This phrase is often found in the voice mail box of children who haven't checked in with their parners in several hours.

mother: Jason? It's Mom. I called Michaels mother and she said you left two left hour ago? Call back asap!

by getyourshitogether April 11, 2015

Calling my Paddy

To give a one round notice or to signal that you’ll play one more game. Originating from Patrick Stewart’s promise to give James Corden “One More” before he died on stage back in 2010.

Alright lads, this has been fun but I’m calling my Paddy

by Primaries101 November 18, 2022

Calling You Forward

to be called forward is to hear an inner voice that demands that you take action

When you feel something is calling you forward, you know that Something is urging you, and to do so would be at your Soul's peril.

by collinka October 30, 2021

Tuvan Phone Call

A phone call in which you choose your words carefully in an attempt to maintain a coherent conversation with the person on the end of the line while giving a completely different impression of what the conversation is about to anyone standing next to you. Usually involves more than the usual number of pronouns.

From "Tuvan Throat Singing", where you sing two different notes at once.

I had a Tuvan Phone Call last night with my girlfriend. We went on for half an hour and my Grandma had no idea we were having phone sex.

by Al Benedict April 17, 2010