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pre-release safety-check

Refers to either:
(1) Where you ask a gal if there would be any chance of her getting pregnant before you "let go" inside of her, or
(2) Where --- prior to your letting go of a door and allowing it to close again after you've been holding it open for one or more persons passing through --- you briefly duck your head around said door to make sure there aren't any other people heading for the doorway, thus avoiding your accidentally letting the door slam in the faces of these previously-unobserved folks.
Clueless dude, speaking plaintively to a social-advice counsellor: I always make a point of performing a pre-release safety-check before I let go of a door after holding it open for others; it just seems like a lot of times, the folks who are inside the house or store yell at me to "not let the heat out" or "not let the bugs in". Well, what da HECK am I SPOSTA do --- just blindly let da door slam shut again and risk bruising someone's face?!
Counsellor (gently and seriously): Oh, nooooo --- of course not. I would suggest standing inside the doorway so that you can see both inside and outside at the same time simply by turning your head; that way, you can check for stragglers during the final few seconds while the last person is entering/exiting the room, and thus it will not take any extra time to be safe.
by QuacksO August 29, 2018
mugGet the pre-release safety-checkmug.

Mirror Check

the act of looking in the mirror and asking your reflection if you are in an okay state mentally. when you aren't you will see the reflection shake their head and go no man you need to maybe stay home today.
I did a mirror check today and it told me today is not the day. I'm staying in.
by RM Brown September 17, 2023
mugGet the Mirror Checkmug.

Bhunda check

When a women turns around and gives a cheeky turn around for the DT boys
DT k: gowan give us a bhunda check gravy.

DT M: DT you know the drill, bhunda check obie conobie.
by AP_MUNCHO March 30, 2022
mugGet the Bhunda checkmug.

color check

Asking a girl what color her panties are
Guy: "Color check"
Girl: "Pink thong"
by anonymous2x2x May 8, 2014
mugGet the color checkmug.

ass checked

Around 20 years ago there was a hepatitis A outbreak in fast food restaurants from employees not washing their hands after they took a shit and when getting ass checked is when one employee goes to the restroom and takes a shit and doesn't wash their hands and prepares your food and the next day or two you're vomiting profusely or have diarrhea therefore you have gotten ass checked
"Man last night I think I got ass checked by eating at Taco Bell "
by Turkey hill September 24, 2016
mugGet the ass checkedmug.

Jeff Check

Checking to make sure your still “Jeff” or “Jeffing” it up.
Hey man, did you do your daily Jeff check?!
by Jeffifyouseethisimsorry February 16, 2020
mugGet the Jeff Checkmug.

Tribe check

A form of tribalism. This occurs when an individual questions what tribe you belong to, as a way of determining your compatibility with their tribe. If the tribes aren't compatible, both parties may be subject to awkwardness, unease, and even confrontation.
*watching football with coworkers*
Douchey coworker: "so, new guy, what's your team?"
New guy: "...don't really appreciate you tribe checking me in front of everyone like that dude"
by didntwantapseudonym October 13, 2019
mugGet the Tribe checkmug.

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