Your body, my choice!

A covert way for young American males to request you strike their genetalia with as much force as you can muster.
Connor stood on the corner shouting "Your body, my choice!" at every passing woman in the hopes someone would finally touch his genitals.
by OgreTM November 10, 2024
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lollipop body

When the top half of your body is bigger than the bottom with no booty at ALL
Ohh kqran got a lollipop body that shit looks disgusting.
by Deeznutgottibohhh July 13, 2016
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Sexting body

The attempt to maintain and/or improve your weight and appearance by going to the gym, while you're significant other has left for a significant amount of time, since you now find yourself with free time (time usually spent with him/her). In order to maintain a closeness while there is an absence of physical interaction, you begin sending "sexting" photos to remind him/her how sexy and badass you still are while showing off your newly found hours at the gym and to prevent any possible thoughts of straying.
i.e. "awe my boyfriend just left for europe for a month. I can't eat that, I have to not gain anything before he comes back. I'm hitting the gym. Gotta get my sexting body on!"
by thecatlied June 23, 2011
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No Body, No Crime

When someone murders someone named Este and their bestie swears the murderer was with him/her. the murderer probably got a boating license at 15.
I think he did it, but I just can't prove it.
No, no body, no crime. but I ain't lettin' up until the day I die.
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Friend Zone Body

FZB for short
A body type that automatically places you in friend zone territory.

A friend zone body (FZB) carries some attractive features, but some not so sexy features. For men, it could be a body type that is athletic, yet no abs showing. For women, it could be a short, skinny girl.
Friend: You should give him a chance. He always checks up on you.

Her: I would, but he got a Friend Zone Body.
by MarKey Soulé May 17, 2018
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Wide Body Kit

Wide body kits are a mod for sports cars. If you actually were a racer, they would be useful. However, they are primarily used by 48 year olds going though midlife crises that turn on sports mode in their cars. They are overpriced and only useful if you go above the speed limit. People don't think you're cool, they just are fucking tired of hearing golf on the radio.
"I got a Thicc Industries wide body kit for ya car!"
"Fuck off Jibick, you put airplane fuel in my Tesla and hacked my GPS to only display furry ancom porn."
by Sugoma god August 3, 2022
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Mouth Body

A make out. If sleeping with someone means you caught a “body,” then simply making out with them is a “mouth body.” A way of making your sexual interaction with a partner sound more ceremonious.
Steve: Did the boys get any action last night?

Brad: Nobody took any girls home, but John caught a sick mouth body on the dance floor.
by somethingforya June 21, 2024
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