Ball Ache

When things are a whole lot of hassle and not much fun this is the feeling you get in your balls (scrotum). Females also feel this even though they have no balls.

It is an analogy, please seek medical advice if you have real pain or soreness in your ball bags, as you may have an STD.

That would be a double ball ache.

Its a real ball ache having to do the washing up.

by Chandrika Gauranga Dasi September 1, 2006

Ball Me

Asking someone to pass you a ball, generally a basketball. Or sometimes backyard football.

Hey man ball me.
Hey im gonna run a post ball me.

by Brandon R December 13, 2007

poodle-balling

Two women engaging in sexual intercourse by way of rubbing each other's vaginas together.

Wendy doesn't like penetrative sex, just poodle-balling.

by Demis Tiphyer December 9, 2008

muff ball

Someone who routinely hangs out in vaginas. Orginated from the film Stepbrothers:

Alice: "Oh, Dale. You are something. You are something."

Dale: "You're something too."

Alice: "I wanna roll you up into a little ball and shove you up my vagina. You could just live there. It's warm and it's cozy."

Dale: "In your vagina?"

Alice: "I wanna walk around with you in there and just know that whenever I feel a little tickle or scratch that it's just your hair up my vagina. Please, just do it for me."

Dale: "What's happening?"

Dear Dale - you are becoming a muff ball.

A lesbian friend of yours is walking down the street and you want to catch her attention, try: "oi muff ball."

You're on a date and it's getting hot and heavy. You say: "do you wanna be my muff ball?"

by Lupars September 28, 2009

4 ball

The art of 2 men masterbating over a girl and cummin all over her.

Goddard: Shall we 4 ball stacey?
Unknown: Yeah.. b mint , she'll LOVE it

by luke greenwood May 22, 2008

Ball's Palsy

Debilitating condition whereby the testicles become numb following physical trauma to the immediate area.

A common condition which causes one ball to sag lower than the other. Also known as "asymmetrical nut syndrome"

"I noticed in the gym locker room that one of your boys hangs down south."

"Yeah. I got the Ball's Palsy."

by Billy Nashawaty August 28, 2007

ball squeezins

Male ejaculatory fluid (sperm) It's name comes from a cross between the slang for testicals and lemon juice bulbs that you squeeze (lemon squeezins) Though it is NOT recommended that you squeeze your balls to produce squeezins, a much better way of achieving this end result is to have sex.

Joe chucked some ball squeezins all over Cindy after she gave him the best fellatio of his life.

by prevensjonsmiddel February 16, 2008