I'm ham

Expressing willingness to what was proposed. Another way of saying "I'm down."

Wanna go watch a movie?
Ya I'm ham

by Peepeepoopoohaha September 28, 2020

Pity Ham

Ham that is given to someone as an after thought.

Bretty give ham to his friends then offered Pity ham to the other people at the break table.

Brett: Hey guys do you want some ham I smoked over the weekend?
Friends: yes that sounds amazing, Thanks
Brett: “the next day” oh I forgot about you guys working across the street, would y’all like some ham?
Forgotten People: No thanks we don’t like Pity Ham.

by Max Baskin February 14, 2023

Ham-assed

To be treated in an absolutely horrible way without provocation

People living near the eastern border of Israel were were ham-assed on October 7.

by Oldsaneguy January 11, 2024

Hairy Hams

Someone who is hairy and always has the urge to eat some form of cooked pig.

Connor eat's way too much pig, and he has a fuzzy head, I guess that makes him a Hairy Hams

by Devljm May 11, 2014

Jimmy Ham

Jimmy Ham Pork was born in Hawk Tuah County, Ohio, and is part of the Porkston Family lineage, Related to John Pork and Billy Bacon,Youngest in the family. Youngest son of Joana Pork and John Pork Sr. Jimmy Ham was a baseball prodigy in highschool, however his career got cut short due to discrimination against pigs. He then enlisted to fight for the toilets in the "Great Skibidi War", which provided some internal family conflict due to some allegiance with the camera heads. During episode 72 of "skibidi toilet" He was incapacitated due to a hamstring injury and returned back to the family compound in Atlanta. During the Skibidi Toilet war he became acquainted with Tyrone Turkey, and married his sister Tarissa Turkey. Tarissa Turkey and Jimmy Hams relationship was looked down upon by their families due to previous conflict between Turkeys and Pigs during the "Great Thanksgiving trial of Ohio". However, they were able to put apart their differences and the families became very tight and they all moved to the Pork Family Compound in Atlanta. Ham and Turkey had 2 kids, Jawn Appel who was born as an apple because of herdeitary issues between Pig and Turkey genes, and Johnny Ham, the youngest son.

"Jimmy Ham, the youngest son of the Porkston Family."
"Hey Adrian Pork, Did Jimmy Ham call you?"

by Pork Historical Society September 27, 2024

Vagina ham

The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located.

Probably done by someone trying to trap you in a place to drug you because you're a threat to them and they can't exist without using and exploiting vagina.

I stayed with my creep as dad for a few months and got vagina ham.

That dude literally got so threatened by me and a mental prowess that he gave me vagina ham.

My family was afraid that I'm gay, and I am... but I got vagina hammed before I could come out.

Some horrible abduction happened to me and now I'm vagina hammed.

I got trapped at my parents' house after moving back and then got vagina hammed, then I got drugged and abused for years.

by h84cvltlyfe February 17, 2022

ham slapper

a person who loves to have fun, often with friends and family

"i am a ham slapper, and i'm here to say:
that i love to have fun every day"

by fun haver August 30, 2015