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Windows 95 Tips

A site about making edits to Windows 95 help messages. Usually contain surreal or disturbing phrases such as “There is nowhere you can run.” Parodied in Windows 93 and on some YouTube videos. Here’s the link:
Windows95tips.com
Windows 95 Tips has some weird, but very cool ideas on it.
by Kopper0625 December 29, 2019
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Windows 🅱️ista

Windows 🅱️ista is the great os ever, it can even run solitare unlike windows vista.
by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (._.) June 25, 2021
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window period

The period between when you stop a habit, and when you restart the habit
Let's not have sex in 2 weeks, we can use that as a window period
by Tonweri September 7, 2019
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Window Doodle

when you draw a swastika and turn it into a window
why is there so many window doodles in your book?
by Zakarya9797 November 27, 2023
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Window tinter

Dumb ass who can't hit a glass pipe. A rookie on the glass who fucks up by charring the bowl.
That dumb bastard just charred my bowl. What a fucking window tinter!!!
by anonymous May 16, 2023
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Hop on windows 10

When your gay lover asks you to install windows 10 while eating a mixture of semen and PC parts, while at the same time having rough anal sex. This may be arousing to people who are stuck with garbage versions of mac, Linux, or your dad's old computer from the 1980s.
"Hey, wanna hop on windows 10?"
"Yeah bro, I'm down."
by SomeKidOnMac August 2, 2021
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Suck my dick in Macy's window

You want me to do what?!?!!! Suck my dick in Macy's window.
by Cleonefertiti May 23, 2022
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