Danish Douche

the act of smothering pancake syrup all over a woman's vagina and than performing oral sex on her

Dude! Last night I tried the Danish Douche on my girlfriend and she loved it! You gotta try it on your woman!

by literacola December 12, 2006

Douche Bag

A person who is generally not courteous, and does things that are considered to be generally dumb and insulting, or just plain weird. Also, a U-M fan.

Before I even met him, I knew he was a douche bag, and I was right, by golly! He is a douche bag!

by The Leopard December 4, 2003

douche dick

A combination of someone who is a total dick and a bit of a douche bag

That guy wearing the pink shirt with the collar up is a total douche dick.

by timbog1979 April 29, 2006

Acid Douche

An Acid Douche occurs when a male urinates inside of a female. This is often times done as a primitive form of birth control, because it is believed that the acid in the urine would kill all of the sperm cells.

I didn't have any condoms with me, so I went in shorty raw and came quick. Then I gave her an acid douche so my seeds won't catch root.

by El Dawg June 20, 2012

douche pancake

the highest level of douche possible...ever

Josh:Dude, Gil is one large douche pancake!!

Miss T: I know,right?

by Josh is my name February 4, 2010

regal douche

regal douche- an emphasis on the classic insult "douche" or "douchebag"

Dwight, the 40 year old manager of the Y who checks out 10 year old girls, is a regal douche

by piss off May 4, 2005

Douche Rocket

Someone who exceeds every definition of douchebag that their own douchie-ness has propelled them into outer space via a rocket engine.

Tommy shows up at every wedding reception just to get free food and drink. Even when he's not invited. What a DOUCHE ROCKET.

by Cabbage Fartz August 3, 2009