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Sigma Rules 1

1 Mock the dumb hoe hard
2 Kick her out if she is wasting your time

3 Don’t help dumb women during your grind
4 Not for bitches only for loyals
5 Roast every single girl
6 Don’t give a fuck about your thuglife

7 Don’t fake emotions in front of anyone

8 Slap her back & promote gender equality

9 Never open car doors for women
10 Never trust anybody

11 Don’t reply by words, reply by action
12 Sleep is more important than anything else
13 If the bitch tells you that you are hot, Tell her jahannam is hotter
14 Trolling your enemy in front of him, Without starting a world war
15 Make children and then no need to remember them move on yourself
16 The girl should not be smitten on the go
17 Be faithful with your wife & whatever she says just do it
18 Don’t be shamed by your work
19 Give respect, get respect

20 Never spend money for Bae’s Luxury
21 Green tea over Bae, Green tea > Bae
22 If I bunk a class, My homies should bunk that class too
23 Believe in yourself and don’t hesitate to say you’re the best
24 Real men don’t need sympathy of women
25 Don’t shit where you eat
26 She can’t handle sigma
27 Self-aware sigma admits flaws
28 Women are a weakness
29 Chase criminals not women
Bro you live by Sigma Rules 1.
by Herme5 September 22, 2021
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1-10 rate

A system used to describe the physical aesthetic of someone with 1 being least attractive, and 10 being most attractive.
Even though 5 is the numerical median, many people may consider a 6 to be average for attractiveness.
Woman 1: "Oh wow he is so cute"
Woman 2: "Totally, I would rate a 10/10"
(1-10 rate)
by r i c o l a August 26, 2016
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1 8 7

Code for (1)murder, (8)death, (7)kill...
...."It's about coming up and staying on top....and screaming 1 8 7 on a mother fucking cop".....-Sublime
by johnjohnbong August 2, 2007
mugGet the 1 8 7mug.

N equals 1

A criticism of the use of a single anecdote to represent a large group of people, events, etc.
Steve: I watched a guy run 100 m in less than 10 seconds, surely loads of people can do that.
Bob: That was Usain Bolt. N equals 1 bro.
by ThisGuy32764 April 24, 2021
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6-1-HOE

rachel has to be the biggest hoe in the 610, yeah she must be the 6-1-hoe
by i<3ABR October 5, 2009
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1-dimensional joke

When a joke lacks depth or multiple dimensions but you still can't help it but laugh. The joke often contains stereotypical, dorky, and/or unfiltered humor and references.

This is not to be confused with a non-dimensional joke, which results in complete silence and awkwardness.

In a text or chat context, it is often shortened as '1D'.
Patrick: Do you know why his nickname is TT?
Kory: Why?
Patrick: Because his length and width are the same -- like a TatorTot!
Both: HAHA!
Kory: Such a 1-dimensional joke, bro!
by karsick August 13, 2018
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Doin 1 Thing

A Phrase Used Mostly In Philly. It Means "Pop" Or "The Bomb" Or "Super Awesome".
- Yooooo Bruh ! This Weed Is Doin 1 Thing !!
by Cee N. Banqem December 4, 2009
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