Give your brother soda Tuesday

On Tuesday may 24th you have to give your brother soda

Bro you owe me a soda it’s give your brother soda Tuesday

by I love women May 24, 2022

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Paroxysal your retrograde

I. Verb, slang - to spasmodically react to the righteous badankadonk of not quite an old flame but there is chemistry and to go into a secondary fit of ecstasy when later rubbing up her bare legs from ankle to hip.

At first he reacted calmly, then they both gave into the building intensity, she bit his ear and he whispered, I'll paroxysal your retrograde. Her writhing actually the hurt his ear and he needed stitches.

by Thishastobesomething May 25, 2022

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YOUR FUCKING MOM BITCH

means ur mom is a fucking bitch and ur a piece of shit

q57uryfgj YOUR FUCKING MOM BITCH eryrdsf

by weaplrkyjwelrhry;as/ May 25, 2022

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Washing your hands after a shower

What the hell is wrong with you. You just took a shower and your already washing your hands, wtf

Bf: u wash your hands after a shower?
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways

by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 25, 2022

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