Dirty Pretzel

When you tie up a hooker with a yeast infection, squirt a whole bottle of yellow mustard in her vagina and then bang her with your sweaty, salty, post workout dick.

Person one: How was your trip to New York?
Person two: I had a dirty pretzel, New York style

by Megawreckindaddyhitler June 16, 2019

dirty spartacus

A man that has many female friends, but shows more affection to their male counterparts

Female He dirty Spartacus my husband, more than he does me!

by Lednam Lance March 23, 2019

dirty clit

analogous to dirty dick, a female who has a previous sexual encounter, engaging in another sex act with someone else, without disclosing she hasn't washed in between.

when we were done, she ran home to her BF and gave him that dirty clit... she told me later he ate it!!!

by Mr. EcksEcks March 24, 2019

dirty shupeng

When you go to a gym class and become flexible. Then you suck your own penis after putting BBQ sauce on it.

Girl:What are you doing in a gym class?
Boy:Dirty shupeng.

by tifuyo2222 March 27, 2019

The dirty woman

When a man tries to use his American Express Black card and gets treated like Julia Roberts in the movie Pretty Woman.

Went to buy a Maserati today and got the Dirty Woman treatment.

by Natatat crazy wombat March 29, 2019

Dirty Satsi

Lesbian sixty-nine with men present and observe. That is, two women giving and recieving cunnilingus simultaneously while men stand by and watch.

Dude I watched jessica and chelsea doing a dirty Satsi at Adam's place. It was narley.

by Queen satsi March 29, 2019

Dirty Zondra

When you troll the night clubs for people having toilet sex and ask them can for the used condom in the hopes of getting pregnant

I'm so desperate to have a baby I'm gonna do a dirty Zondra, even if you're man is ginger

by Freenthebean March 30, 2019