The living shit

Your life

Me-I am gonna beat the living shit out of you

by Shooosh December 16, 2024

fuck jamet shit

to describe what jamet do, what jamet use, what jamet like

when you get really drunk and start acting goofy, you don’t care what people think about you, you don’t care what’s going on around you, you just… get shitfaced and have fun like fuck jamet

supono: yo, whachu think about this tees?

joko: that’s fuck jamet shit, man

jarwo: my gf just broke up with me, bru
agus: damn. let’s do some fuck jamet shit, bru

by jommytarvis275 December 25, 2024

Blow my shit

When something annoys, aggravates, disturbs or gets on your nerves or ruins your good mood.

Past Tense: Blew my shit
Present Tense: Blowing my shit
Alternate: Blowin mine

He just wouldn't get off my case about it and just shut up like for real all he do is *blow my shit*

Bruh my moms just wouldnt stop blowing up my phone while I'm at my boy house she really *blowin mine* right now

by xYsoCereal January 16, 2025

Anal Buckling Shit

Anal Buckling Shit, or ABS for short, are the ones that leave you feeling exhausted and week on the toilet, usually with the unfortunate victim being in a cold sweat, digging their fingernails into their thighs and praying to whatever God will listen to their cries of agony.

For a shit to be considered an ABS it must have multiple things:
*Initial shit has no gas, just a chocolate shotgunning of the inside of the bowl.
*Your balls/taint get absolutely chocolate washed
*There's barely any solid stool in the toilet the damage is done
*underside of the seat has shit on it
*after wiping and standing up, you feel a sharp pain and a gurgle and immediately have to sit back down

Nobody is quite certain how ABS occurs. It can be a symptom of Irritable bowel syndrome compounded with eating alot of greasy foods, on a particularly hot/humid day, or it can be from having a destroyed asshole from too many violent bowel movements.

I had 3 Dortio Tacos from Taco Bell and chased it with a hot coffee on a 95 degree day with 85% humidity. What followed minutes after was an Anal Buckling Shit that put the Death Star's explosion to shame.

by Greasyfoodinthebowl January 19, 2025

screebin yo shit

the act of exploding ur semen on the side of a women

im screebin my shit on you my bad.
are you screebin yo shit on me?

by OlGrumpyWizard January 28, 2025

Some nathy shit

Referring to "Unc" and "Diddy" activities. Also one who deals with mental health and Schizophrenia

... See's two guys come out of a bathroom stall

Fatima- yo fatty that's "some nathy shit"

by lgnotsamsung January 16, 2026

Schrodinger's shit

When you fart and feel wet in your knockers , thinking it's a shart . But when you check it out , nothing's there.
So you can conclude the dingleberry is there and not at the same time

Jimmy - hey man i gotta go , looks like i sharted

Jerry - what you eat last night man
5 minutes later

Jimmy- it was just a schrodinger's shit man . I'm good

by Uncle_asscrack January 30, 2026