blurring your face

When someone blurs their face on their profile picture, it means they’re probably ugly as fuck and are very insecure.

“Why are you blurring your face on your profile picture?”
“I’m ugly as fuck, can’t you see?.”

by berdz May 21, 2022

eat it off your face, doop

when u send someone to consume more than clout

“alllrightt.. eat it off your face, doop!”

by sretaw, trebor May 21, 2022

National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

May 22nd

Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day

by Yeah133 May 22, 2022

your mom

a comeback.

People might be telling you that it’s the worst comeback ever. But others will laugh at it.

“What page are we on?” -your mom
“Who asked?” -your mom
“What are you doing?” -your mom

by Lina with an i May 23, 2022

Just Wet Your Pants Girl

To do something, just go for it

“I want to dye my hair”
“Just wet your pants girl!”

by AmyRicks May 24, 2022

Give your brother soda Tuesday

On Tuesday may 24th you have to give your brother soda

Bro you owe me a soda it’s give your brother soda Tuesday

by I love women May 24, 2022

Paroxysal your retrograde

I. Verb, slang - to spasmodically react to the righteous badankadonk of not quite an old flame but there is chemistry and to go into a secondary fit of ecstasy when later rubbing up her bare legs from ankle to hip.

At first he reacted calmly, then they both gave into the building intensity, she bit his ear and he whispered, I'll paroxysal your retrograde. Her writhing actually the hurt his ear and he needed stitches.

by Thishastobesomething May 25, 2022