National give your bf $20 day

National give your bf $20 day is on October 11 of every year and you have to give your bf $20 no questions asked

“Hey babe today is national give your bf $20 day”
“Ok”(hands $20 no questions asked)

by Hehehehehehheehhe October 10, 2022

your mom

The most unfunny joke in the history of the internet. It's also an insult. But literally , your mom jokes/insults fucking suck. You think that you're an absolute memelord and that you have a galaxy brain , but in reality , you're an 11 year old fuck. This is me when you say: your mom

Person 1: haha is that your mom??
Me: Not funny , didn't laugh.
Example two:
Person 1 (11 year old): HAHA YOUR MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE JUMPED IT CAUSED A SEISMIC EARTHQUAKE!!!111
Me: Fuck off you 11 year old bitch , Your mom jokes and insults aren't even funny.

by creativename_ October 11, 2022

your mom

your mom is the thing you came out of and is the thing your freind is fucking

hello i am doing your mom

by braampie October 11, 2022

Did you get your Comeback Stamp for the day? Get tons of bonus XP!

Did you get your Comeback Stamp for the day? Get tons of bonus XP!

Did you get your Comeback Stamp for the day? Get tons of bonus XP!

by banana guy68419 October 11, 2022

National hug your crush day

This is a day where you get to hug your crush. Just hug them

Person: *hugs crush*
Crush: What were you doing?
Person: hugging you
Crush: Why?
Person: Its national hug your crush day!

by Old_boi October 12, 2022

Dress like your s/o day

On October 17th you the reader will dress like your significant other for the entirety of that day，matching with a similar or exact replica of a common outfit they’re known for wearing.

“Why are you dressed like your boyfriend today?”
“Oh didn’t you hear? Todays dress like your s/o day”

by Youlovecoco October 12, 2022

National Make Out With Your Short Friend Day

October 13th Is National make out with your short friend day! You can make out with anyone that is labeled " short. "

Random tall guy: * kisses a short person*
Short person: " Why'd you do that? "

Random tall guy: " It's October 13th! National Make Out With Your Short Friend Day! "

by Rory The Slayer October 12, 2022