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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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beat your shrine while you whine

When urban dictionary rejects your definition so you masturbate while you are bawling your eyes out while playing MOONLIGHT by xxxtentacion
beat your shrine while you whine:

me ima beat my shrine while i whine because jeff is being a peice of shit
by Baznigger April 26, 2019
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shave your balls

(to, used as a verb), this phrase is said to someone who is doing something meaningless, retarded and idiotic (not to mention potentially dangerous) and they are intelligent enough to know better.
a father comes home from work; his son is in his room shaving the hair off his own balls.

Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.

Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.

Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.
by Sexydimma May 4, 2012
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Your bent

English slang COUGH basically calling that other person gay 🤦🏼 ♀️
Your benter then my ruler
by Summer.H2 April 7, 2019
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Never lose your smile

{Phrase}
a Fascistic neo Nazi dog whistle That is used in various far right online chat forums as well as mainstream social media comment sections (Instagram and tik tok especially) . It's usually paired up with the SS-Totenkopf and it essentially connotes to "never giving up the Furher's (Adolf hitler) dream (the ethnic extermination of "inferior" races and people). Individuals who use this phrase are usually radicalized neo Nazis who aim to re-establish the third Reich and fascism into society.
"we must never let the Furhers dream Die!"

"Never lose your smile brothers!"
by malanthropicaction January 17, 2024
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Dump on your back

Basically absolutely covering one’s back in cum
Me: I’m gonna dump on your back
Them: oh no
by PapiZapotec February 12, 2022
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national jerk your boyfriend off day

National jerk your boyfriend off day: the day to masturbate your male partner
its National jerk your boyfriend off day which means I need to drive over to my boyfriend and use my hands to stroke his dick!
by j_1234567810 June 10, 2024
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