Shit the cunt

When somebody in the group chat refers to his Mrs ‘shutting her bitch mouth’ with the typo “She can shit her bitch mouth”.
The best looking of the group, immediately jumps on “Shit the cunt”

“My lass thinks I’m having a midlife crisis. She can shit her bitch mouth”.

“Shit the cunt”, as opposed to “Shut the cunt”

by GagsMan December 30, 2018

shit

the smell of this nigga's breath whos next to me.!!!!!

ya breath smell like shit my nigga next to me!!!!

by Bruh-Callmebaba January 3, 2019

Clit Shit

A term for child Birth, and a weird ass one at that.

“Bro, my wife’s about to take a clit shit”
“Excuse me what the fuck”
“My son’s about to be born”
“Who the hell hurt you?”

by zfin87 January 3, 2019

shitting broken glass

Extremely scared or nervous, particularly about the outcome of a situation or event.

Man, when my car spun out on the ice & ended up in front of that truck, I was shitting broken glass!

by Bilgerat984 January 6, 2019

The shit that killed elvis

Really dank ass weed

Hey bobby do u want to smoke.i have the shit that killed elvis

by This dick2424 January 7, 2019

shit

poop

Gary shit himself.

by me12345669 January 9, 2019

Shit bloke

A bloke like my mate mitch toy who dogs the boys

Yeah mitch is a shit bloke

by Crikeymate January 10, 2019