Your mum

It a roast people use but a really old and boring one...

' Your mum is so fat she can't even see the screen when watching a movie, '

by Why_reading_this? March 27, 2019

watch your back

Watch your back

It’s best to have your best friends watch your back then strangers you just met.

by Watch your back December 13, 2024

Thin your Gin

To add water or soda to dilute the strong alcohol taste or make the alcohol last longer.

When there's only one bottle left it's time to thin your gin!

by boozefacts22 November 16, 2022

Pulling up your socks

The act of visiting the rest room, for the explicit purpose of a ancle gripping defecation. Specifically dropping ones pants to the floor, allowing clear and unimpeded access to ones "socks".

"After eating gas station sushi, you're going to be pulling up your socks."

"Jennifer has ben pulling up her socks all afternoon?"

"After tacos and cerveza that bad, Ryan will be pulling your socks up."

by the Mixican Joker November 21, 2024

National Give Your Girl A Hoodie Month

give your girl your hoodies for the month of october

"give me your hoodie for national give your girl a hoodie month" "ofc love"

by eeeeeeeeeeeh October 2, 2023

bye your life

“fuck your life” or “goodbye your life”

bye your life goodnight

by rainbowidiot April 7, 2024

Where is your dog?

The denial a man with a thick accent experiences when he finds someone taking a shit in his alley.

Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*

by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021