touch the glass save your ass

touching the glass of your car when you go over railroad tracks

whyd you touch the windshield
“touch the glass save your ass motherfucker”

by iprollyfuckedyobitch October 18, 2022

Your mom

A living organism that everyone likes "doing".

Eg: Person 1: Hi!!!

Person 2: Your mom

by Yourmomisgeh October 19, 2022

Make your girlfriend a waffle day

20 october is make your girlfriend waffles day

it's october 20, i'm gonna make my girlfriend waffles for make your girlfriend a waffle day

by turnitps October 19, 2022

I HOPE YOUR

pillow is cold on both sides tonight.

Have a good day stranger on the internet.

dog: "I HOPE YOUR PILLOW IS COLD ON BOTH SIDES TONIGHT"
you: "thanks dog."

by wheat lord October 19, 2022

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

fuckin you bored and you copied and pasted the first text in the new word page

dude 1: All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
dude 2: wtf
dude 1: ...

by mewsem October 23, 2022

Hunk your hoinks

A Slang term for rape

I'm going to Hunk your hoinks

by Telemations December 31, 2021

Your mum-aholic

This is when someone uses the insult ”your mum” in every conversation

Ah what a nice day we are having

Response Your mum Ha

Your mum-aholic

by pagey124 December 31, 2021