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touching the glass of your car when you go over railroad tracks
whyd you touch the windshield
“touch the glass save your ass motherfucker
by iprollyfuckedyobitch October 18, 2022
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Your mom

A living organism that everyone likes "doing".
Eg: Person 1: Hi!!!

Person 2: Your mom
by Yourmomisgeh October 19, 2022
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20 october is make your girlfriend waffles day
it's october 20, i'm gonna make my girlfriend waffles for make your girlfriend a waffle day
by turnitps October 19, 2022
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I HOPE YOUR

pillow is cold on both sides tonight.

Have a good day stranger on the internet.
dog: "I HOPE YOUR PILLOW IS COLD ON BOTH SIDES TONIGHT"
you: "thanks dog."
by wheat lord October 19, 2022
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fuckin you bored and you copied and pasted the first text in the new word page
dude 1: All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
dude 2: wtf
dude 1: ...
by mewsem October 23, 2022
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Hunk your hoinks

I'm going to Hunk your hoinks
by Telemations December 31, 2021
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Your mum-aholic

This is when someone uses the insult ”your mum” in every conversation
Ah what a nice day we are having

Response Your mum Ha

Your mum-aholic
by pagey124 December 31, 2021
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