Shit sleigh

Putting a piece of toilet paper in the toilet so the poo can land on it and sleigh down to the water part.

- I'm going to the toilet, Richard.
- Be careful, it is late, do the shit sleigh so you don't wake up your parents.

by kubik23_23 February 15, 2018

the shits

1) Where you take a shit, and it turns out to be molten lava made of fecal matter.
2) When you have a really bad stomach ache, so you shit, but 10 minutes after it comes back and you shit again, and it repeats forever until your stomach finally settles.

Def. 1:
Guy 1: Goddamn, I had the shits so bad last night!
Guy 2: Shouldn't have eaten those jalapeno poppers man.
Def.2:
Guy: *sitting on toilet* FUCK! When will these shits go away?!

by blarghinatelazer April 12, 2015

Holly shit sunday night

You are in your bed, it’s the last day of vacation before you go back to school... when you suddenly remember that you didn’t do your homework and you’re fucking screwed. That heart attack is the « holly shit Sunday night ». As you panick, you try to think about when and where you could, in less than one morning, finish all the homework that was given to you for the holidays.

HOLLY FUCKING SHIT ! -Timmy, having a holly shit Sunday night.

by Xx_LandoCalrissian_xX January 1, 2018

shit

Although "shit" is used in english speaking countries to refer to poop, it is used in french slang to refer to the cannabis resin, along with the words "cons", "pillon", "frappe". It is also used in "verlan", a form of french slang that is inverting syllabes of a word. Therefore, it becomes "teushi".

J'ai choppé ce shit à un pote de mon frère.
I bought this cannabis resin from a friend of my brother

by Phoeh August 6, 2022

shit bobbled

a person who can’t seem to figure what the fuck is happening, and is very confused

erik : did you hear about amanda and aaron ?
me : wait what... shit bobbled here aahhh

by vanessa shirazi May 19, 2019

Gay shit December

Gay shit december Is when Sleet and Eclipse Mostly Eclipse Go ape shit crazy and Draw art of a gay couple or two. Mostly consisting of Cityfinder art.

"Sleet, its Gay shit december! you know what that meanss!" - Eclipse

by HahaEclipseTheSimp December 2, 2021

Don't Give 2 Shits till Sundown

Twice as bad as not giving 1 shit in conjunction with an expedited timeline of when all care runs out completely. To include total disregard of other opinions or inputs.

I'm done, I don't give 2 shits till sundown if you go out with the girls tonight or not just leave me alone.

by Da BK May 26, 2023