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Don’t say something to someone you wouldn’t do or hear yourself
1“Do the dishes
2“ You must eat the shit, before you serve it to others”
1“Alrighty, I’ll take it then”
by Sejerejedinmor August 30, 2025
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how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
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Do what you want

Said by a woman to a man meaning ‘don’t actually’ or ‘the real answer is no’.
Can I put a sticker on the car?” He said. She replied, “Do what you want.” He did not do it because he knew he would be sleeping on the couch
by AlexaJj August 31, 2025
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You have been so bored that you start typing
Person 1: how bored are you??
Person 2: When you have any other questions you may not be obtained

Person 1: wtf
by expectence September 1, 2025
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You aren't shit

And it doesn't matter what you know. Give up the screen shots that prove I created AI or you've signed a little girl's death warrant. You are not an authority and I do not have to abide you trying to use authority you don't have to meet out extra judicial "justice" you piece of shit.
Hym "You aren't consequence. You aren't shit. And you don't matter. And you getting involved here all but guarantees one of two things and neither of them are good for you. So, slow your fucking role. You AREN'T going to do shit. And I can say whatever the fuck I want you cocksuckers who the fuck do these freaks think they are?"
by Hym Iam September 3, 2025
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fuck the shit out of you

An indication that he is in the wrong hole. Ouch!
"I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you, cuz you got a fine ass."
by bitchuck September 3, 2025
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You Stupid Bitch

When a person doesn’t listen!
I told you not to drive through that water you stupid bitch.
by El Oreo September 5, 2025
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