working out

a thing that people say helps lose weight but does you no good what so ever

dave:u need to lose weight

clay: you should workout to lose all that weight

sage: working out does not help lose weight dumass

by kai_love October 14, 2021

Work Crush

Having a crush on someone you work with. Commonly thinking about it when you see them but never acting on it for fear of causing a work-life drama crisis.

Tanya: oh my gosh I have the biggest work crush on Jeff

Sophie: wait when do you work with him next

by Lovergirl0202 October 22, 2023

doghouse working

When a couple of guys working on a project are away from their wives for too long, and they end up in the doghouse.

We were just trying to get shit done! We didn't know we were doghouse working!

by tnfly November 02, 2017

working an angle

The art of manipulating situations with the finesse of a used car salesman so that every conversation, no matter how mundane or only tangentially related, serves to benefit one’s personal agenda. Basically social gymnastics for the ethically flexible.

"Brad sure has a knack for working an angle; he turned a routine staff meeting into a networking opportunity with the CEO and somehow ended up with a promotion and the CEO’s old gym socks.”

by PatsFanatic June 10, 2024

Nobody wants to work anymore

Which is why I created the AI. So I don't have to and maybe in the future other people won't have to but the ME NOT WORKING needs to happen IMMEDIATELY or the child murder needs to happen AS RECOMPENSE.

Hym "Nobody wants to work anymore... And neither do I. Work is shit."

by Hym Iam February 04, 2025

work weight

weight you put on while at a job. eventually the weight is lost after being fired or quitting.

Person 1:how’s the job going?
Person 2: oh ya i actually got fired 3 weeks ago...
Person 1: oh no! the good news is that you’ve already lost tons of work weight
Person 2: Uhhh thanks?

by bros_before_hoos January 02, 2020

work hours

A time a slave has to work in.
(Slave as in employee)

A time of work hours could be from 10am to 8pm

by Mr_Jumin_Han December 19, 2016