Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..
by cat hotdog August 15, 2021

A window through which an individual yells strange and obscene statements at unsuspecting passerbyers.
I just got woomer-windowed. verb.
He just used the moonroof on my Civic as an woomer-window. noun.
My buddy fell through the woomer-window window. adj.
He just used the moonroof on my Civic as an woomer-window. noun.
My buddy fell through the woomer-window window. adj.
by Jonathan Moon November 11, 2008

Mac user - disgusting af windows user
windows user - I'm better than you I can game better
Mac user - brokie stupid nerd you can get Minecraft for free on a Mac just by going to the official Minecraft website download page and they charged me nothing for minecraft
windows user - I like to pay for everything. I pay to buy music, videos, subscriptions, games, I even donate every day!
Mac user - wow your so dumb never in my life have I ever seen someone more acoustic than you you are so sped why are you alive
windows user - its a nice thing to do
Mac user - wow wtf is wrong with you you must be retarded (smashes their windows laptop) take that you stupid loser get a life
windows user - I'm not stupid picking to pay rather than obtain free is a nice and kind thing to do
Mac user - why are you even alive on this planet (finds a long stick and shoves it up the windows users gyatt) windows os is for losers
Mac user - take that loser (flexes best computer ever) see? Mac users are real people
windows user - I'm better than you I can game better
Mac user - brokie stupid nerd you can get Minecraft for free on a Mac just by going to the official Minecraft website download page and they charged me nothing for minecraft
windows user - I like to pay for everything. I pay to buy music, videos, subscriptions, games, I even donate every day!
Mac user - wow your so dumb never in my life have I ever seen someone more acoustic than you you are so sped why are you alive
windows user - its a nice thing to do
Mac user - wow wtf is wrong with you you must be retarded (smashes their windows laptop) take that you stupid loser get a life
windows user - I'm not stupid picking to pay rather than obtain free is a nice and kind thing to do
Mac user - why are you even alive on this planet (finds a long stick and shoves it up the windows users gyatt) windows os is for losers
Mac user - take that loser (flexes best computer ever) see? Mac users are real people
by 584940493395874392034839394 May 8, 2024

A: Last night I was looking at Amazon, EBay, a whole bunch of sites....
B: Wow, how much did you buy?
A: Oh, nothing, I was just Windows-shopping.
B: Wow, how much did you buy?
A: Oh, nothing, I was just Windows-shopping.
by Doro's Mama January 21, 2016

Is that a flamingo in the window?
by Liontamer25 July 28, 2020

When a guy pulls a bird and they're doing it doggy style, he pulls out and cums on the closest surface, preferably a window. Then he grabs her head and wipes it clean with her head.
by DickyTime May 26, 2014
