Going to see a man about a bear in the woods

An idiom or a figure of speech that conceals where you are truly going and what you are really going to do. In all honesty, you are sending the message that you are heading for the toilet to lay waste in. This phrase is derived from a much similar phrase, does a bear crap in the woods?, which is a question that is posed after someone states the obvious.

See Going to see a man about a dog and Going to see a man about a horse for similar phrases.

"I'll be right back. I'm going to see a man about a bear in the woods."

by AngelMekk April 13, 2019

I wanna make a Tiger Woods with her.

I'd like to have inter-racial relations with her.

"I wanna make a Tiger Woods with her." because her breasts are exotic to me.

by Sowadi January 16, 2009

ni shi woode peng yang

u r my friend in mandarin

ni shi woode peng yang dude

by warpollo July 17, 2011

if you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood

used when a person provokes others but can't bear when they react, the teaser doesn't like and try to escape

John : You're so stupid Don
Don: I'm not as stupid as your sister
John : don't talk about my sister
Don: If you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood.

by dulce br June 24, 2009

There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house

Shit my pants when I first heard the noise.

There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house

by WorseThanHitler November 30, 2020

You make my ass want to carve stove wood

When someone really frustrates you or sort of angers you but you don't want to piss them off in return.

A phrase to express your frustration.

If your friend is constantly missing the point or keeps making the same mistake over and over.

You would say, man, you make my ass want to carve stove wood.

by SkyukaDave July 22, 2007

how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

If you're a fan of the Impossible Quiz by Splapp-Me-Do, then you'll know this already...

Question 9 in Demo: "how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Possible Answers: Quite a lot, Eleven, 74%, 20km

Actual Answer: Eleven!

by crazyskeggy December 13, 2012