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Sprinkled Christmas Cookie

Noun. What you call a woman after a man busts a nut on her face and immediately throws a handful of red and green sprinkles at her thus sticking to the semen icing.
Luckily the baking decorations were nearby when I shot a rope from her forehead to her chin and turned that bitch into a Sprinkled Christmas Cookie.
by BuffaloDP December 21, 2022
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go eat a christmas tree

max : bro your so dumb!
leah: go eat a christmas tree!
by haddadoitonem December 18, 2023
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Christmas Boy

A boy born on Christmas day who is extremely sassy.
What has Christmas Boy done now!
by Twatb4g March 10, 2024
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Orange Christmas

The taste experienced when taking a hit from a clean vaporizer with a freshly packed bowl of marijuana.
John: Hey Mike, hit this vape I just loaded it
Mike: Mmm, that taste so good, completely different than smoking
John: Yea, that is the sweet taste of Orange Christmas
Mike: Amen!
by drkingsforest May 13, 2012
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Christmas

The asshole holiday that takes all the spotlight off of Thanksgiving. IS THIS WHAT THE NATIVE AMERICANS WANTED.
"327 days away from Christmas!"
"Shut the fuck up Miranda"
by I hate cheese by itself. November 6, 2019
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Christmas music

A music genre that you are supposed to listen to in March or April...
Time: March, 18, whatever year you want <3

Me: 'Ahh, yes. Christmas music to listen to while I go sit in 90 degree weather.'
by beemovieisaW November 21, 2022
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Christmas cookie

A term for women equating them to “Christmas cookies” as “they are no longer good after 25”; reflecting the social notion imposed on women to settle down and marry before 25.
“When a woman’s Christmas cookie phase ends at 25 she should be married and settle into wife life.”
by Incredulous Johnny December 31, 2023
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