Jizz Poop

Related to jizzy poop, A Jizz Poop is an action where a penis owning person can poop and jizz at the same time. Thus, this action is called a Jizz Poop.

Variations of the Jizz Poop can include:
- Making it into your own mouth
- Jizzing and Pooping leaving body at same time
- Double Reacharound at the stadium urinals

"Hey man, can you put on the Michigan game man?"
"No man, I was Jizz Pooping."
"Woah man, a good Jizz Poop is my favorite thing in life"

by xxtrevxx42 December 4, 2021

car poop

the black snow/ice stuff that gathers behind your tires in winter, then falls off at random

dude... sorry but i think my car pooped in your driveway

by nursemom January 2, 2010

Poops McGoops

Someone who is constantly going to the washroom, or constantly using the washroom.

Person 1: Where's Billy Bob?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Poops McGoops? Using the washroom of course!

by shelbatr0n June 14, 2010

Poop collector

the act of taking a poo in someone's mouth while they are passed out.

my friend had way to many beer's so i gave him the poop collector

by the official poop giver April 22, 2009

poop smith

one who's job includes working with poop

stinkin poop smith didnt give me my stinkin poop back yet

by Shaniqua Watkins June 10, 2007

flying poop

When you don't care about something.

I don't give a flying poop what she thinks.

by Steph Metzler April 21, 2008

EXPLODE-A-POOP

Occurs when you make it to the bathroom, and sit just in time. Bad case of diarrhea that explodes.

Jim had a bad case of explode-a-poop after lunch today.

by LBPGH April 7, 2008