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Washing Machine

When a boy tells a lie to a friend about his imaginary experience getting head in the parking lot of a less than reputable establishment.
Yeah man, have you ever put your dick in a washing machine?
by WashingMachineMouth November 22, 2025
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Turtle Machine

A machine that displays or creates turtles, see computer
"Hey man, have you seen that new turtle pic?"
"Not yet, haven't been on the Turtle Machine all day"

"Did you know some turtles are brown?"
"You're wrong, I asked the Turtle Machine and the brown ones are called "tortoise"
"Turtle Machine broke"
by Jeffi June 16, 2018
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The dirty washing machine

When the girl curls up into a ball and the guy sticks his huge cock in the anus and the roll around on the floor like a washing machine
by Hugecockthisbig👐 September 16, 2018
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Machine

A word most commonly used by "toronto mans" meaning gun.
"Yo dawg where's da machine"
by Stickwood Jr March 1, 2022
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Pulling a machine

Eating too much till you become a fat fat fatty…fucking fat
Hey Bark I’m hungry.

Yeah boar I’m so hungry for anything

Jeez just don’t go PULLING A MACHINE
by MrBoar July 26, 2023
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Zest Machine

by Wordfunkus June 28, 2025
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Alabamian Washing Machine

When your partner is in the washing machine and you insert your penis inside her vagina while the washing machine is active. Not to be confused with the Reverse Alabamian Washing Machine.
GF: "Babe, give me an Alabamian Washing Machine!"
BF: "Ok, get in the washing machine"
by Capital_K December 10, 2024
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