Bills are very shy they like to watch sports like basket ball or football they love fast food and tend to be on the shorter and quieter end of the friend group. They will always like a girl they will just never know how to talk to her and will most likely end up embarrassing them selves.
by I’m Carl October 15, 2020
Get the Billmug. In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where people still have to pay their bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.
Who cares if the universe is a simulation?! I still gotta pay my damn bills! Your ass never heard of the Central Billing Theorem?!
by epluribusnihilo August 16, 2024
Get the Central Billing Theoremmug. When your friends you introduced to each other no longer invite you out for a drink they just go without you
I just got a video text of Bill and Bobby having a drink without me. I guess I am not Bill and Bobby worthy
by Artie T April 22, 2019
Get the Not Bill and Bobby worthymug. He's a hot German emo guy but now he is a blonde guy and tbh he's hotter as a blonde but also hot when he had black hair and I wanna marry him (bill if you see this hmu ur so hot) and I hate the other definitions on here for his name because why are y'all so homophobic... I will literally fight all of you!
by Billkaulitzissooooohott March 22, 2024
Get the Bill Kaulitzmug. 
A guy that lives in the suburbs. He constantly is having barbecues and drinking out on his yard. The whole neighborhood knows him, and he doesn't care if you just walk in his front door.
by boldEqualFunny May 13, 2020
Get the Billmug.