Galvanized Square Steel

The best quality metal in the entire world with a durability of over 10,000 years. Commonly used with eco-friendly wood veneer to illegally expand apartments that are 0.000001 square meters big.

Little John worked tirelessly for his entire life to buy himself an apartment, but because it was too small for him, Little John decides to illegally expand it using Galvanized Square Steel and screws borrowed from his aunt.

by bleugh June 21, 2024

Donster Square King

A Donster Square King is an individual with a square face shape, high arrogance and ego, and a desire to prove himself to apparently be the best at everything you talk to him about.

Ian: Did you hear Ivan say he was a national level Tetris player?
Ethan: Yea, he's such a Donster Square King

by EFDSKBH March 3, 2026

Middle Square

An event (generally unpleasant) that is almost guaranteed to happen, so that it might as well be the "middle square" in a Corporate/Bullshit Bingo card.

Jesus Christ; having Susanna speak up in a meeting without having been asked to might as well be our Middle Square.

by mc2024 January 17, 2025

Four Square Fucker

Any particular kid in my 5th grade four square group who was really fucking stupid and teams on me because I'm too good. Eh idc they are all homeless now anyway.

Jon:I HATE THOSE FOUR SQUARE FUCKERS!!!

Vinnie:yes.
Mason:I got ur back guys!

Jon and Vinnie: Team?

Mason: HELL YES!

by JBJB69420 February 7, 2025

bad square

A body that feels a little out of whack.

My back doesn’t pop like it should so I’m a bad square.

by Pretty Baby Girl February 23, 2025

Proving Square Enix Wrong

No. No. Not that.

Hym "Nonononono... No. Not just proving Square Enix wrong... They are PROVING! HYM! RIGHT! CORRECT AGAIN!!! I'M LIKE THE WINTER SOLIDER UP IN THIS BITCH! AAAGAIN! AGAIN!!! AGAIN!!! Do you see!? Gradient attacks!? Like the MORAL GRADIENT!?"

by Hym Iam May 4, 2025

Millie Squared

Millie^2 - the best kind of a friendship. When two friend with the same name are so close they’ve practically merged together

“They’re so annoyingly close.”

“I know, they’re basically millie squared.”

by Kurrttt_2nd June 10, 2025