date sock

Sock you masturbate in which you masturbate into

Date sock sock date

by Brandon Wisely January 21, 2015

Dope Sock

An enclosure consisting of a stray sock generally found after doing laundry and is used to conceal a wide variety of dope paraphernalia, mainly; Lighters, Grinder, Pipe, Rolling papers and your dope of choice.

The major advantages of the dope sock include; Ease of access, price and availability, easy disposal, and easily concealed.

"Damn! I aint smoking anything that came out of that nasty ass Dope Sock."

Guy 1: "Bro, that Dope Sock is starting to smell pretty bad, when are you gonna change it up?"
Guy 2: "I dont know, im planning on doing laundry this weekend."

by ShotsNonStop October 24, 2011

pack socks

This means you're always prepared. You roll ready for whatever.

Guy 1: Man, I wish we could go to the club, but you didn't bring your I.D.
Guy 2: Yo, you know I pack socks. (I.e., I'm always prepared.)

Guy 1: Man, I wish we could go down to the lake and swim, but you don't have any swimming trunks.
Guy 2: Yo, I pack socks. (I.e., my trunks are in the car.)

by Teedubbs July 4, 2009

Bum socks

Socks for your Bum

"How the fuck do you wear bum socks on your bum?"

"fucking asstarts masterbation!"

by the retarded dictionary October 6, 2008

sock goop

Poo that lies between the toes.

..."Gee, ma, look at little Billy Rogers, he has some sock goop between his toes!.."

by Royster December 13, 2008

Mustard Sock

A troll who thinks he's actually good at something he's not, most likely a video game, but can refer to anything.

This guy is horrible with Pikachu, he's such a Mustard Sock.

Good thing this Mustard Sock has no idea how to play LeBlanc, that hero is imba.

by KingRolo November 5, 2010

rice sock

A ball of rice, marinated in period blood, then bagged. Women heat this up and apply it to cramped areas while on the menstrual cycle.

My girl was raggin', so I microwaved a rice sock for her so she'd leave me tf alone.

by TPF1105 July 1, 2017