Bum socks

Socks for your Bum

"How the fuck do you wear bum socks on your bum?"

"fucking asstarts masterbation!"

by the retarded dictionary October 6, 2008

sock hockey

playing hackie sack

"over somewhere playin sock hockey"

by noixz January 14, 2009

Sock Slug

To Take the base of your used condom between your thumb and your forefinger before slapping someone across the face with it. The condom should then stick to the victims face for a couple of seconds before dropping and hopefully spilling cold spunk down the victims face and body,

'That fucking whore made be blow by beans too quickly but I showed her! I pulled out, ripped the jonny off and sock slugged the fat slut!'

by davetothegrind January 31, 2009

date sock

Sock you masturbate in which you masturbate into

Date sock sock date

by Brandon Wisely January 21, 2015

sock a bitch

When you wanna beat someones ass for throwing shade, but you have no viable weapon. So you use the sock from your own foot to kick their ass.

Person 1- "Hey, Person 3 has been saying shit behind your back."
Person 2- "Wait, the fuck? I'll sock a bitch."

by NotSnowXD December 21, 2017

Keep it in the sock

Sock referring to your male friends ass. Keep it( your dick) in the sock (his ass) rather than a dirty fat slob if a female that he would otherwise have sex with. Also see helping a nigga out.

Bye dan

Bye guys keep it in the sock and think about me

by Gijoee4 October 29, 2017

rice sock

A ball of rice, marinated in period blood, then bagged. Women heat this up and apply it to cramped areas while on the menstrual cycle.

My girl was raggin', so I microwaved a rice sock for her so she'd leave me tf alone.

by TPF1105 July 1, 2017