by Lilmantis_15 November 9, 2022
Get the Shortmug. A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.
Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts
by moleary70 November 2, 2020
Get the torched my shortsmug. "Short King (noun): A vertically challenged individual who may not reach great heights (182 cm), but they've mastered the art of standing tall in life's little victories. Like pocket-sized superheroes, Short Kings bring their unique flair to the world, offering the perfect armrest for tall friends and the undeniable charisma of a fun-sized dynamo. Short Kings are proof that great things come in small packages.
by The Preacher123 September 14, 2023
Get the Short Kingmug. Kevin: What's the weirdest shit you've done?
Mike: Got a short hand in a 7/11 parking lot.
Kevin:.....
Mike: Got a short hand in a 7/11 parking lot.
Kevin:.....
by TheTimeForAction February 22, 2017
Get the Short Handmug. short is furkan
by Furkan is Short February 10, 2021
Get the Shortmug. by hunster June 23, 2023
Get the katie shortmug. A day to celebrate small dicks and also get back at the boys for taking the piss on pancake day
18th February
18th February
by Muffinmuffins:) February 16, 2021
Get the Short dick daymug.