sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;

Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.

by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022

Paper

Slang used in contract negotiations and sales for the contracts themselves.

Microsoft Teams is growing so much bigger than Slack because they've got so much paper - they just bake it into their customers' next Microsoft Office contract.

by DoYouHaveAKlue August 19, 2022

Paper Straw Effect

When people design a flimsy straw to save the turtles, but ignore that paper straws cause much more pollution to make, defeating the purpose. This is the effect where people care more about looking eco-friendly rather than being eco-friendly and practical.

"Damn, they redid the packaging with green cardboard and wrapped it together with denim, it's soaked from the rain too"
"Seems like they were affected by the Paper Straw Effect"

by Nightx378 November 11, 2022

Paper Ceiling

Limitations one faces without a bachelors degree.
no alumni network, etc; the paper ceiling is required for a functional society and pathways to attain the necessary document(s) are essential for evolution.
@easybib @historychannel @LinkedIn
#adonhistorychannel

Henry Alfred Steinway must acknowledged Henry Alfred Steinway’s’ paper ceiling; Kendall Jenner needs to accept Kendall Jenner’s’ paper ceiling.

by ITheyThem November 13, 2022

paper

Used to cover rock.

Paper beats rock.

by Cal.55 November 18, 2022

Cock, Paper, Scissors

When you play the game Rock Paper Scissors and your opponent mimics the motion of jerking off instead of forming a rock and creating a shake like motion.

I challenge you to a game of Cock, paper, scissors!

by TomWon April 29, 2022

meme paper

a college degree

Even though I have a meme paper, I can't find a job in my industry.

by thorgt May 2, 2022