A term used for a person or persons who marry to escape the soul sucking nightmare of a singles ward.
by jambonsec April 21, 2015
Get the Ring Cardmug. God's gift to the world. The holographic Pokémon Cards grant power and wealth to one who possesses it. Especially a holographic Charizard.
Person 1: "Wanna Trade Pokémon Cards?"
Person 2: "Yeah. You can have one of the holographic Charizards that I have and never use."
Person 1 (Holding Holographic Charizard): IIIIIIIIIIII HAVE THE POWER!
Person 2: "Yeah. You can have one of the holographic Charizards that I have and never use."
Person 1 (Holding Holographic Charizard): IIIIIIIIIIII HAVE THE POWER!
by Maya Butreeks May 7, 2021
Get the Pokémon Cardsmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025
Get the Being A Manager Plus Having The High Priestess Tarot Cards Equals Apply Nowmug. 1. A card played in Cards Against Humanity that sounds like it works and won't get your video demonetized, until you or someone else decided to read too far between the lines. See too appropriate
1b. A card played in Cards Against Humanity that actually works too well, so it doesn't get picked.
2. An excuse that shouldn't work, but it does. Works best in the form of something you might find on a notecard or some similarly sized, stiff, paper-like object
1b. A card played in Cards Against Humanity that actually works too well, so it doesn't get picked.
2. An excuse that shouldn't work, but it does. Works best in the form of something you might find on a notecard or some similarly sized, stiff, paper-like object
1. Well, the black card is “(Blank) reminds me of my weeaboo days” so an appropriate card is “sitting in my room with the lights out watching unrealistic videos by myself”… wait… that could mean something else…
1b. Well, the black card is “(Blank) reminds me of my weeaboo days” so I’ll play “being a weeaboo”. Wait, “sitting in my room with the lights out watching unrealistic videos by myself” won? I guess I played an appropriate card.
2. So, I was just getting arrested for stealing thousands of dollars of Hasbro games from Toys "R" Us, but I managed to grab the get out of jail free card from one of my new monopoly sets. Take that, racist cops!
1b. Well, the black card is “(Blank) reminds me of my weeaboo days” so I’ll play “being a weeaboo”. Wait, “sitting in my room with the lights out watching unrealistic videos by myself” won? I guess I played an appropriate card.
2. So, I was just getting arrested for stealing thousands of dollars of Hasbro games from Toys "R" Us, but I managed to grab the get out of jail free card from one of my new monopoly sets. Take that, racist cops!
by CaTastrophy427 July 10, 2018
Get the An appropriate cardmug. by Aesodynx December 13, 2021
Get the Uno Reverse Cardmug. <.7.9.7.6.>Katiuska robles Is THe Main Characters Of Pokémon Trading Card Game<1997> & Metal Gear Ac!d With Bandanas On <2005><.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Katiuska robles Is THe Main Characters Of Pokémon Trading Card Game<1997> & Metal Gear Ac!d With Bandanas On <2005><.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Katiuska robles Is THe Main Characters Of Pokémon Trading Card Game<1997> & Metal Gear Ac!d With Bandanas On <2005><.7.9.7.6.>mug. A “first kiss retry card” takes away your REAL first kiss because your first kiss wasn’t real love and therefore dubbed a mistake. you only have one “first kiss retry card” so use it wisely.
“fuck it dawg, i’m pulling my first kiss retry card” A “first kiss retry card” takes away your REAL first kiss because your first kiss wasn’t real love and therefore dubbed a mistake. you only have one “first kiss retry card” so use it wisely.
by the forever virgin March 27, 2024
Get the “first kiss retry card”mug.